Bass vs. Guitar
     Susan L. Marsh

5 Reasons Why Bass is Better Than Guitar
    Editor: the bass player

1. The strings don't break every time someone sneezes.
2. Bass doesn't usually need tuning every song.
3. Bass players can make the pretty girls/handsome guys dance.
4. Unemployment line is shorter.
5.  Bigger is better…..’nuff said.

Reasons Why Guitar is Better Than Bass

*Ed. note: Not Enough Information Available

ah.........it's great to be the editor!